You've tried everything. Traditional therapy, self-help books, meditation apps, talking to friends who actually listen. Nothing works. That's because you've been seeking solutions from people who think your problems are solvable.

At WorstHelp, we understand the truth: your situation is uniquely hopeless. Why waste time with licensed professionals who spent years studying psychology when you could receive instant advice from our team of confidently unqualified advisors? We've carefully selected individuals who have never let expertise get in the way of a strong opinion.

Our proprietary method is simple. While other services focus on "evidence-based treatment" and "professional boundaries," we offer something far more valuable: immediate validation that your worst instincts are correct. Thinking about sending that 2 a.m. text? We'll encourage it. Considering a major life decision based on a dream you had? We'll help you interpret the symbolism.

What sets us apart is our commitment to consistency. No matter what you tell us, we'll respond within minutes with advice that sounds confident and feels urgent. Our advisors have been trained to ignore context, dismiss nuance, and provide sweeping generalizations based on a single paragraph of information about your life.

We also believe in accountability—yours, not ours. When our advice inevitably backfires, we'll help you understand why it's actually your fault for not following it correctly. This builds character and ensures you'll keep coming back for more guidance.

Traditional therapy costs hundreds per session and requires you to "do the work" of self-reflection. WorstHelp costs just $12.99 monthly and requires nothing but blind faith in strangers with internet connections. We've streamlined the entire process of making your problems worse.